Continuation from How To Know HE IS NOT THE ONE IN 10 DAYS (Day 9)
DAY 10
When you start making plans for the weekend, he’s vague.
He tells you things are moving too fast.
And he says this whole “relationship” thing was your idea and he has no clue what you are freaking out about.
He explains the difference between “dating” and “hanging out.”
He still tries to have sex.
When you say “no,” he says he never liked you anyway.
That night, at a party, he glares at you while making out with another girl.
And he tells all his friends that you are still in love with him.
You drink a beer and start back at DAY 1.
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DAY 9
He takes you to a breakfast.
He uses a coupon.
He flirts with the waitress, then does not tip her.
He accuses you of flirting with everybody.
He suggests a 3-some to liven up your sex life.
You notice his back-ne.
He drives with his elbow out the window and plays air guitar on the steering wheel.
He wears sandals/slippers.
He refers to you as his old lady.
He does not include you in any conversation.
If you try to speak, he raises his voice higher.
You realize his boobs are bigger than yours.
After sex, he tells you he wants to marry a virgin.
Continuation from How To Know HE IS NOT THE ONE IN 10 DAYS (Day 7)
DAY 8
He borrows money from you.
You give him a job lead.
He says, “No chick’s gonna change me–love it or leave it.”
You decide to leave it.
He sits outside your apartment in his car for 6 hours and stares at your front door.
When you leave, he follows you with his lights out.
He goes to a party and gets really drunk.
He booty-calls you.
He tells you he misses you and qoutes cheesy lines from movies.
He says he is ready to change for you.
He recycle and re-gifts a bottle of wine that has a card attached to it that says “LOVE YOU.”
During sex, he asks if he can tape the experience so he can remember it forever.
Continuation from How To Know HE IS NOT THE ONE IN 10 DAYS (Day 6)
DAY 7
He shows up, unannounced…drunk…with a pizza.
He makes you break all plans for a romantic day together.
You watch Sports and he shushes you.
He borrows your shorts and brags about how baggy they are.
He gives you pointers on how to better yourself.
He suggests you join an aerobics class.
He farts and says it is because he feels so comfortable with you.
He plays pocket pool.
He refers to high school as the greatest time of his life.
He insist you call him by his nickname.
He shaves his head and says it is time for a tougher image.
Before sex, he asks you to take a shower.
After sex, he takes a shower.
Continuation from How To Know HE IS NOT THE ONE IN 10 DAYS (Day 5)
DAY 6
When you get up to go to work, he won’t wake up not matter how hard you try.
He tells you he does not have a job…he is in a band.
He invites the rest of his band over for a jammin session.
They get drunk and pass out on the couch.
When you get home, he asks, “What’s for dinner?”
He says that he and his friends are going to a party and you are welcome to tag along (and bring some hot friends).
He makes you drive.
At the party, he starts every sentence with “dude” and ends it with “bro.”
He ignores you (unless he needs a drink).
He introduces you as his designated driver.
He refers to himself as “the man.”
He has his friends come up and refer to him as “the bomb.”
He starts a fight with the weakest guy there.
He constantly one-ups you.
He only laughs at his own jokes.
He tells you that the girl across the room who’s staring at him is his ex and she stalked him and he hopes you are not a psycho like that.
Before sex, he constantly asks you how many guys you have slept with.
During sex, he says he can not kiss you because he does not want to get sick (even though you are not sick) but is more than willing to do everything else.
He never “returns the favor.”
After sex, he sneaks out and goes back to the party.